Ask Horny Sollux
thii2 ii2 your future 2elf, by liike, fiive 2weep2. Wanna make out?

why don’t you take a 2eat riight over there

So Sollux. How does it feel to be the sexiest troll in paradox space?
Anonymous

uHH, wHY AM I IN A DRESS,,,
Anonymous

hey guy2 2orry ii’ve been away.

the dumpa22 who run2 thii2 2hiit wa2 on vacatiion iin 2ome 2hiithiive iin the 2moky mountaiin2 wiith no 2erviice and a bunch of obnoxiiou2 a22hole2, but apparently we’re goiing through the2e que2tiion2 now and an2weriing a few.

ii aiin’t even mad, ii got 2ome new fapfodder off google iimage2

guy2 keep drawiing thii2 2hiit btw iit’2 my priimary 2ource of enjoyment

he’2 all over me 2eriiou2ly ii can’t get a break
not that ii’m complaiiniing iit’2 ju2t

he’2 ed
ii’d rather be fuckiing kk

he’2 all over me 2eriiou2ly ii can’t get a break

not that ii’m complaiiniing iit’2 ju2t

he’2 ed

ii’d rather be fuckiing kk

Sloppy makeouts with Dave. go go go go go.
Anonymous

SOLLUX, I WANT TO FUCK YOU. HARD. BUT LETS GO ON A DATE FIRST.

told you he wanted me

ju2t giimme a tiime and place kk and ii’ll make iit happen 

pssssst fills buckets with karkat alreadyyyyyyy
Anonymous

ii dete2t how you 2ay that liike ii haven’t been tryiing 

fucker2 iin deniial about wantiing my bulge

What porngrubs are you watching?

two trolls of diifferent rankiing2 of nobiiliity and pea2antry partake iin a 2eriie2 of concupii2cent act2 unbecomiing of theiir cla22 diifferentiial2 whiile 2everal paiil2 of multiiple color2 are fiilled or u2ed a2 2tiimulant2, iinclude2 two cameo2 of green blooded troll2; 2ome triigger materiial iincludiing but not liimiited to bondage and refu2al of relea2e.

iit’2 one of my favoriite2

okay a2k ii2 reopened 2o go ahead enliighten me